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Q: I have an odd problem. My breasts are very big, and walking around with them all day strains my lower back. Breast reductions are not an option. Do you know of anything I can do to reduce my lower back pain?

A: Well, have I got an activity that you and I can do that will cure all your pain. As a licensed fornicationoligist, all we need is a few hours and a medically pre-approved area (like my bed). Call my secretary and set an appointment.
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  I think I'll start this RICHSTORY when my Mom met my Dad. Just kidding, I guess it should start with my first day of college, outside of my music theory class, of all places. I'm waiting outside the classroom for the professor to arrive, when some doofus with a bad haircut carrying a skateboard comes up to the door to wait with me. Without even so much as a hello, he asks me "So, do you like Metallica?" He goes on to inform me that his name is Tom.

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